Updated: Mar 1, 2019
A place typically known for peace and enjoyment has become a breeding ground for aggression. National Park “supporters” are flocking to parks to declare their discontent with the direction of the national treasures. The mobs are reportedly demanding more from the park managers. Seemingly blinded by the current cultural trend of more, more, more these once appreciative enthusiasts are no longer content with the wildlife, experiences, and beautiful aesthetics that are being offered. When we were on-site gathering info on the story we couldn’t enjoy the wonderful product being presented due to the chaos. No doubt the wildlife was being disturbed as well! Thankfully park loyalists have begun to arrive and are attempting to squash the uproar by pointing out that sometimes less is more! For now it seems the managers are holding firm in their stance to not give out any more of what the mobsters are referring to as “stretch goals” I for one as a reporter am with the managers! A water slide, trampoline palace, and outdoor movie theatre really have no place in a park. For further updates check out the scene for yourself!
This post is satire/parody and purely intended to bring a little humor to the topic at hand.